A
  Just another Saturday
    D
The boys are dressed up fine
Bm
   Think I'll wait 'till

E
Half past eight
    A
To dress myself divine
D                   F
Ten thirty, I'm in rags
    A
A slutty look accompanies

      E
My questionable gaze
             D                   E
Through the strobe light and the haze

A
  Take an interest in me
         D
Why must I beg for a drink?
Bm
   Too verbose
     E
You come too close, Sir
A
Please step back and think
F#m
    That's the trouble
F                   A
Flesh attracts the leery look
                 E
Rarely does the dream boy come along
           Db
He don't exist

A lover with the candour
F#m         F#m  E  D
Of a friend

D
I run away, they're playing
   A
A decent song at last
              G
I think I'll have to
            F#m
Dance with Cassie
            D
'Cause the dream boy never asked
                    B
Shuffle to the left

I kick the boy behind to
Em
Make a little room+
                Db
Boogie to the right

Cassie dances madly like a
F#m
Boxing kangaroo

            A
Her little Joey buys the drinks
         D                   E
He's in love more than he thinks
A
  They know the dance too well
    D
The bodies heavenly
Bm                   E
   Move around the autumn sky
      A
With measured dignity
D              Dm
  But my Venus and my Mars
     A
Are set to flash
                    E
The lover will lay down

His sword and swear
            Db
He don't exist

A brother to me when the
F#m             F#m  E  D
Chips were down

D
I run away, they're playing
   A
A decent song at last
              G
I think I'll have to
            F#m
Dance with Cassie
            D
'Cause the dream boy never asked
                 B
Shuffle to the left

I kick the boy behind to

Em
Make a little room
                Db
Boogie to the right

Cassie dances madly like a
F#m
Boxing kangaroo
                 Eb
Spinnin' on the spot

Hell do I care what I look like
Abm                G
When I feel this good

                D
I'll keep on dancing
         G
Ah, ah, ah
                D
I'll keep on dancing
         G
Ah, ah, ah
                D
I'll keep on dancing
         G
Ah, ah, ah
                D
I'll keep on dancing
         G
Ah, ah, ah