She lives in an airport,
She gives little bottles to me
The frequent arrivals make my destination destiny
Constant service, makes one nervous
Look at her, a real jet setter
She gets me back at a reasonable hour
With a good reason that... hour

She lives in an airport,
So i get to travel for free
And just like that bastard,
The world is much smaller to me
Her special offer is quite the bargain,
No stipulations or sales-pitch jargon
Her name is destiny, it's destiny calling
The ground is untouchable, the sky isn't falling
With her precision, directly proportional
With my decision would not be unfortunate
But that's the service, and confidence in making
The decisions i'm yours for the taking

This promotion, i know her devotion is real
Embraced with confidence, just like every... dear
She makes it quicker, and competition thicker
Designed to spark up, a real ticker
The cross money discount of false advertising
The money down, the runner-up, the gas money rising

Her competition, directly proportional
With my decision would not be unfortunate
But that's the service, and confidence in making
All good decisions i'm yours for the taking
Her competition, directly proportional
With my decision would not be unfortunate
But that's the service, and confidence in making
All good decisions i'm yours for the taking