Tabbed by: Deadmeat
E-mail: *

This song is insane, and great fun to play if you can manage to perform the
solo...I think this tab is 95% correct, I'm especially proud of the solo, might
have some errors in it, but the most is good, or at least sounds good :P. Should
you find an error, don't shoot, mail. The song is played with two guitars, even
tough the only time there are two different parts is in the solo. Both guitars
are distorted and are in normal tuning (E A D G B e). Have fun!

pm = palm muted
h  = hammer-on
p  = pull-off
*  = play 4 times
%  = play 8 times (I'm so lazy :P)

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|Intro|
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e|-------------------||
B|-------------------||
G|---------9-99------||
D|---9-999-9-99-9----||
A|---9-999-7-77-9----|| 
E|---7-777------7----||

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|Verse|
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                           3x                            3x
e|--------||---------------||-----------------||---------||----||
B|--------||---------------||-----------------||---------||----||
G|--------||#-------------||--9--||
A|--9--7--4--7---||---9--7--9--7--9--7---||--9--||
E|--7--*--*--*---||---7--*--7--*--7--*---||--7--||
    *                *     *     *        *

Lyrics:
she likes to read
i like tv
she's checking out my good friend steve
she likes a beer
i like a shot
her parents think i'm selling pot

she likes the boys in the band
she rollerblades down the strand
when i pinch her butt in public
she complains
the best years of my life washed
down the...

i like to drive
she wants to walk
she caught me jacking in my sock
i like to drink
she likes to dance
i'm drunk again
off come my pants

she likes the boys in the band
i dig the surf / she likes the sand
when i come home late she's got
that look
i'm not talkin' bout that
jordache look

for you i'd do it
just for you i'd do it
i would wash my car
get a job
odor eaters for my shoes
for you i'd do it
for you
for you

i guess our eyes
will never meet
mark, please put down
the toilet seat

she likes to kiss
i'd like to fuck
all her friends
think i'm a schmuck

she did the boys in the band
i guess i'll be a single man
i used to want to sleep in
she'd complain
the best years of my life washed
down the drain

i'll wash my car
get a job
odor eaters for my shoes
i'll recycle all my beer cans
like i promised i would do
i will cancel my subscriptions
to juggs and beaver hunt
just for you i'll do it
just for you - for you