E A
We’re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree
E A
We’re hardly the Bayeux in rock’s rich tapestry
E A
We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath
E A
I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath.
D A
She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
D A
Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.
E A
When England won the World Cup back in 1966
E A
Wembley must have been a sea of smiles
E A
Well I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well
E A
When he said “Just look at Nobby Stiles” yeah.
D A
She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
D A
Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.
E A
Oh they’re still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised
E A
Come on now, let’s face it, she was fat
E A
It usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized
E A
Who would ever want to look like that?
D A
She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers
D A
I could never get her on my portable TV.
D A
She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
D A
Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.
