C F G C F G C
C F G C F
Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me
C F G C
Reckon I know why she thinks this way:
C F C
It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys
F C G G7
And my gait is strange - so they say.
C F G C F
Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case
C F G C
And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun
C F C
But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys
F C G G7
And your gait is strange - so they say.
C Bb F G7
And when I swear it's in a mellow way
C Bb F C
Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
Bb F G7
To Point of Ayr I like to get away
C Bb F C
And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.
C F G C F G C
C F G C F
Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel
C F G C
Omni stacked tenfold under the bed
C F C
In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward
F C G G7
I will rule the world playing Risk.
C F G C F
I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth
C F G C
Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet
C F C
And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys
F C G G7
And my gait is strange - so they say.
C Bb F G7
And when I swear it's in a mellow way
C Bb F C
Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
Bb F G7
To Point of Ayr I like to get away
C Bb F C
And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.
