Gal Who Invented Kissin'

I loved a gal who invented kissin' I don't recall her name
But I do believe that gal should sit high up in the hall of
 fame
Until she came along just think what we were missin'
That's why today I'm shoutin' hooray for the gal who 
invented kissin'.

She thought the fellows how to smooth instead of holdin' 
hands
And she showed them how to steel a kiss like they do in 
foreign land
Until she came along just think what they were missin'
Loved was very nice but as cold as ice to that gal who 
invented kissin'.

She showed the girls how pucker up and roll their pretty 
eyes
And she showed them how to kiss hello and how to kiss 
goodbye
Until she came along just think what they were missin'
They could only cook or read a book till that gal who 
invented kissin'.

Mr Edison he invented the lights Mr Bell the telephone
And Columbus found America their names're all well known
But till she came along this world had somethin' missin'
And I'm tellin' you there was nothin' to do till that gal 
invented kissin'.

She ever knows how to kiss so fire and how to kiss 
goodnight
On every kind of hug and kiss she holds a copy rhyme
And if I had my wish the only thing I'm wishin'
Is to make a date and stay out late with the gal who 
invented kissin'...