intro: C7
 
           F                      C  
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY 
         G7                         C 
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY 
   C/Bb     F                      C 
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN 
            Am                G7           C 
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER 
 
 
C7  C  G  Am7  G/B   
 
C   
I WORK EVERYDAY THE SUN COMES UP 
F          G     C 
FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE 
                  
I DON'T HAVE A NEW MERCEDES CAR 
    F     G       C 
OR A CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE 
 
 
F                 Eb 
MY WIFE AIN'T OUT SHOPPING 
         Db           C  
WITH THE COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS 
               
CAUSE SHE'S WORKIN IN THE MORNIN'  
E7/B A7   D7           G7      C 
UNTIL SHE PICKS UP THE KIDS AT THREE 
 
 
C          F                      C  
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY 
         G7                         C 
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY 
   C/Bb     F                      C 
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN 
            Am                G7           C 
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER 
 
 
NOW, WE ALL LIKE TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS 
AND WE ALL LIKE TO DREAM 
YEAH, OL' J.R. IS  MAKING DEALS 
AND ALEXIS IS MAKIN STEAM 
 
JOAN AND LINDA, VICTORIA AND MORGAN 
THEY'RE A SIGHT TO SEE 
MY OLD LADY SAID, \"I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKIN\" 
I SAID \"NOW HONEY, DON'T YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT IS ON T.V.\" 
 
C              F                      C 
AND THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY 
             G7                    C 
THIS IS MAKIN' A LIVIN' DPWN IN TENNESSEE 
   C/Bb     F                      C 
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN 
            Am                 G7              C 
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER 
 
 
 
C          F                      C  
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY 
         G7                         C 
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY 
   C/Bb     F                      C 
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN 
            Am                G7           C 
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER