Am                   G      Am
There's no man alive that's what I need
                      G       Em
So give me a man that I can breathe
        Am                     G      Am
There's no man alive that has what I want
                      G      Em
So give me a man that I can haunt
 Am                    G        Am
Give me a static-free cellular line
                   G          Em
So I can call him all of the time
 Am                   G      Am
Give me a shimmering astral cord
                        G             Em
So I can be there when he's with his whore

F          Am
I feel it come again
     F       Am
The feeling that I love
 F          Am
And that I know will end

(And when the ride comes to an end, just get up, dust off, and do it again)
F          Am
I feel it come again
     F       Am
The feeling that I love
 F          Am
And that I know will end

        Am                G          Am
There's no man alive that I can't deceive
                         G           Em
So give me a man who's crueller than me
        Am                G           Am
There's no man alive that I can't destroy
                            G          Em
So give me a man who'll be first to deploy
 Am                    G        Am
Give me a static-free cellular line
                         G          Em
So I can connect to him all of the time
 Am                  G      Am
Give me a sparkling astral cord
                       G         Em
So I can be there when he is no more