You gonna hang or not? Man, your beer got hot
'Cause you snuck outside again
You been on your phone like all night long
'Cause she don't trust you with your friends
Yeah, we're thick as thieves and if it was me
I'd want you to let me know
So shoot this crown and hear me out
But don't get me wrong

I ain't saying that she ain't drop dead
But boy, she knows it when she turns them heads
Got a good girl dress that you love when she slips on
But your floor ain't the only one it's been on
Brother, I ain't tryna start no fight
Ain't what you wanna hear on a Friday night
I know she's got you in a love drunk whirlwind
But man to man, nobody likes your girlfriend

Mmm, she don't like your church, and dude, she's the worst
When she gets a little know-it-all buzz
She hates your favorite bands and she don't miss a chance
To cut you down in front of us
Yeah, I know that you say she's the best you ever had
Maybe that's why your head's in the sand
'Cause we know she ain't single, but damn, she looks single
If you're looking at her Instagram

I ain't saying that she ain't drop dead
But boy, she knows it when she turns them heads
Got a good girl dress that you love when she slips on
But your floor ain't the only one it's been on
Brother, I ain't tryna start no fight
Ain't what you wanna hear on a Friday night
I know she's got you in a love drunk whirlwind
But man to man, nobody likes your girlfriend

Not your momma, not your daddy, not your sister
Everyone who loves you hates seeing you with her
Didn't wanna be the one to let you know
And I'm just saving you a heartbreak down the road, oh
Yeah

I ain't saying that she ain't drop dead
But boy, she knows it when she turns them heads
Got a good girl dress that you love when she slips on
But your floor ain't the only one it's been on
Brother, I ain't tryna start no fight
Ain't what you wanna hear on a Friday night
I know she's got you in a love drunk whirlwind
But man to man, nobody likes your girlfriend

Not your momma, not your daddy, not your sister
Everyone who loves you hates seeing you with her
But man to man, nobody likes your girlfriend