Tow Truck Driver 1

[phone rings]

Tow truck Driver: Hello, towing

Guido Hatzis: Yeah mate, are you a tow truck driver?

T: Yep

G: Alright mate I need a tow truck

T: Where from?

G: Where from?

T: Yep

G: Mate, just outside my house

[short pause]

T: Righto I'll play the joke. Tell me what, what it's all 
about

G: Ma ma mate, it's no joke, the car break down in front of
 my
   house, you come and get it, alright?

T: Who am I talking to and where is it going to?

G: You are talking to Guido Hatzis, alright? I tell you 
where
   to go when you arrive alright?

T: What suburb are you in?

[short pause]

G: Mate, I can't tell you

T: You can't tell me? alright, goodbye.

G: Nah nah nah mate you listen, nah nah mate, you listen to
 me,alright?

[Tow Truck Driver hangs up]