Late on day i saw him there he was walking his dog talking to the air so i walked up to him and i said "hey barney thats a really nice cat" he looked at me and then he said "what do you mean it's a friggen dog" i laughed at him as he chased away singing: Chorus: Barney, Whats the weather today? Barney, Your so friggen gay, Barney, You really scare me so please just stay away. When i got home i started thinking maybe he thought i was drinking from the bottle of gin i threw at him that friggen bastard picked it up swearing one day i'll beat you up. Chorus