B
Regular exposure to insecticide has caused me to 
      F#                                                  D#  C#
break out in hives, I'm losing weight. I cannot wait till Saturday
       B
cuz on Saturday, my tax deductions make me function like
       F#
A blue collar, white collar? ...I don't know -so I gotta hollar


E         F#                        E
Oh! Oh Goddamnit! I think I've lost it!
           F#                        B
Oh God! Goddamnit, I think I've lost you!


B         F#    D# C#     


B
Anti-oxidants have got me causing accidents
           F#
because my wine is spiked with pomegranite.
If you've got just one, then slam it.


E         F#                        E
Oh! Oh Goddamnit! I think I've lost it!
           F#                        B
Oh God! Goddamnit, I think I've lost you!


B          B/Bb              G#m
Shot down, it's just such a shame.
  F#              E
I bet you feel no pain. Mercy!
  F#
Expect a rivalry.
B         B/Bb              G#m
Shot down -it's just such a shame.
    F#             E
I'm losing at this game. No fair!
    F#
Why don't you seem to care.


B
Lack of consequence has got me making decisions
           F#
based upon truth or dare decision making.
No faking, I end up taking 
B 
Karate. She's naughty... I call shotty!
                   F# 
My body will never live up to these expectations...
I still make invitations.


E         F#                        E
Oh! Oh Goddamnit! I think I've lost it!
           F#                   E
Oh God! Goddamnit, I think I've lost you!
           F#
Oh God! Goddamnit


B         B/Bb              G#m
Shot down -it's just such a shame.
  F#              E
I bet you feel no pain. Mercy!
  F#
Expect a rivalry.
B         B/Bb              G#m
Shot down -it's just such a shame.
    F#             E
I'm losing at this game. No fair!
    F#
Why don't you seem to care.


E         F#                   G#m 
Oh! Oh Goddamnit! I think I've lost it 
      A
and I think that I've lost you. 


E    E/G#       C#m        B           A           
Shot down, shot down -it's just such a shame.
               B           E    
I bet that you feel now my pain

E    E/G#       C#m        B           A           
Shot down, shot down -it's just such a shame.
                 B            E    
I think that I'm loosing this game


E    E/G#       C#m        B           A           
Shot down, shot down -it's just such a shame.
               B           E    
I bet that you feel now my pain

E    E/G#       C#m        B           A           
Shot down, shot down -it's just such a shame.
                 B            E    
I think that I'm loosing this game