Flexing On My Ex

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[Verse 1]
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I swear I'm always lying when I run into my ex
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I wanna keep it hunnid but I always gotta flex
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I'm playing like my life got better ever since she left
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Damn it I'm so stressed but I'm acting like I'm blessed
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Yeah so I tell her I been busy as of late
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But doing really good no, scratch that, I've been great
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I got that big promotion so I really can't complain
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I'm eating raw vegan plus now I meditate
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Yeah I been taking time to focus on my Qi
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Aligning all my chakras and my body's energy
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And I been doing yoga for my flexibility
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I really found my peace now that I got a prescription for weed, yeah
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I'm doing Zumba, I'm learning tuba
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I bought a Roomba, it keeps my room clean (yuh)
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My new roommate, is a woman
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And I ain't bragging
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But I think she likes me, maybe (nah)


[Chorus]
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (ooh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
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   I can tell that she is not impressed with me (damn)
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Ooh I wish that we could have sex (yuh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
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   I'm trying not to look down at her breasts, baby (whoa)
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It's been a while since I've had sex

[Verse 2]
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      Life is great
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But I must admit that it ain't always been this way
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I was in my feelings lying on the couch all day
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'Til I saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed
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Tell me have you heard of ITT Tech
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I ain't tryna flex but it's on the internet
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It's fully accredited so I'm pretty much set
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For the ever shifting competitive modern job market
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Digital research associate, product integration analyst
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Central security specialist, implementation coordinator
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Regional brand administrator, human dynamics facilitator (yuh)
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With expert staff and over a 140 campuses nationwide, I'm set

(Lying)


[Chorus]
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (ooh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
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   Why'd I talk about ITT Tech, baby (damn)
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I don't think she wants to have sex (yuh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
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   The times we had together were the best, baby (whoa)
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We used to literally have sex

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