Hey, aren't you that guy who sings
In that group with those other guys?
Uh, yeah, I guess.
Yeah, with Justin Timberlake guy, right?
No. That's NSYNC
Oh, so you were in the Spanish group?
No, that's Menudo. I'm in the Backstreet Boys
Aw, I was just gonna say that! So which one are you?
Kevin likes to wear a moustache
And a goatee
Always wears a leather jacket
And he sings a lot lower than me
He's smooth and there's never a hair out of place
Get a look at that face he's so fly

Which one am I
Which one
Which one
Which one am I
Brian's always laughing and joking
Just like a clown
But he always makes the group feel better
When we're feeling down
He's the boy next door with sky blue eyes
Sweet as apple pie
Which one am I
Which one
Which one
Which one am I
AJ's always bustin' a dance move
Up on his feet
Nick is always driving girls crazy
Feelin' the heat
They're cool under pressure
And they always keep the energy high
Which one am I
Which one
Which one
Which one am I

In case you haven't guessed, there's only one left
That's me. Howie D.
The soft spoken, peace makin', booty shakin', mystery
Give it up for Howie D!
Oh, right so you sang with that Lance Bass guy!
No, that's still NSync
Which one
Which one
Which one am I
Which one am I
Which one
Which one
Which one am I
Which one
Which one
Which one am I