Here's a story about a bad guy
Who you may not have heard.
He's mean, evil and ugly and he also is a robot
And his name is Dr Surd.
With Julia operatin' Quest World
And Lorenzo goin' mad,
He'll put Poke-balls in his Aerodactyl plane
And make leave makin' me look bad.

(CHORUS)
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.

Race and Dad'll kick his ass in.
Estella and Hadji fight real Poke-tough.
Me and Jessie will fight good with evil
And make him feel like a Jigglypuff.
Lorenzo's Arbok'll kill you
And Julia's Mewtwo'll drive you insane.
Dr Surd's Pidgeot will blind you like mad
And put you in his Aerodactyl plane.

(CHORUS)
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.

Sometimes I feel like I wanna kick his ass in.
It happens all the time.
Once I heard he was goin' 'round in circles
And talkin' in rhyme.
The Surd Squad have so many Pokemon,
You can barely count them all.
Lorenzo told us in total,there were 24.
With Julia, he's standin' tall.
Dr Surd is crazy.
He is nowhere.
I know for one,
The Surd Squad's square.

(CHORUS)
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.
It's Dr Surd's rocket.