You're not having this, and im not having that im not a reasonable man, i've come for it back let 'em all in, don't you know that i love a crowd but i wont get the jokes, cos the laughter's too loud i never was slight, or silent with you for one hour of delight, in the gathering gloom ive no reservations, ive got no room for these souvenirs, to bring for you let 'em all in, don't you know that i love a crowd but they wont get the jokes, cos the laughter's too loud and i'm not the man you think i am at all i was learning to walk, and starting to crawl i've no reservations, i've got no room for these souvenirs, to bring back to you and you're not having this, and i'm not having that i'm not a reasonable man, i've come for it back