Excessive drinking is well in order this evening
Oh I, I couldn't imagine any other way
We'll raise our glass to those close friends who are indisposed and couldn't make it out
I wonder what that's about?

Drowsy eyes meant what you think: We have drinks to drink
And now PJ's got a tab- You know how that goes!

We eventually take it to the roof
We realize I could give up books about, about the way we acted
Some was charming, some was tragic
It's a perfect night for a talk
Look at the way the city's looking back at us
I wonder if it knows our names?

Drowsy eyes meant what you think: We have drinks to drink
And now Brendan's behind the bar.

I haven't been home in six months
And I'm leaving in a week
So just stick around and pick me up when I hit the ground
I don't think you truly understand
You're the reason that I became the man I am
To my friends and family: This one's on me.

Drowsy eyes meant what you think: We have drinks to drink
And the sun is coming up
Yo, man, you think I fucking care?
Well, I don't.

You know I still have this gram to smoke
And I've got a plan: I'm gonna wake up every morning in Carrie's bed
Yeah, I like to swear I'm big
I don't care about anything
She'll feed me toast and tea until I'm dead