Austen I write poetry Romance, usually I’m very romantic (Laughs) Wait, I’m tough too A romantic, tough guy Yeah, sorta like rock hudson… But straight. This one time, I wrote a poem for my ex-girlfriend She said That’s the best thing I’ve ever read And she reads poets, yet Yates, cummings, you name it She’s got all these guys bouncing round her head Marcie She sounds great Austen She has an insight that could win a pulitzer prize There’s in genius in her mind that truly sparkles through her eyes She’s so smart, to be near make’s your intelligence rise… But, I don’t want to talk about her So, uh, what do you do? Marcie I’m a photographer. Austen Wow, okay. What kind of stuff do you do? Marcie I try to capture the beauty of the human spirit. Austen Speaking of beauty, that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Oh, she was gorgeous, but she never really knew it She had this smile, I swear to god You were blessed if you had one chance to view it She had a look that could inspire symphonies Or cause the most stubborn men to have epiphanies She was as enchanting as hepburn in breakfast at tiffany’s… But I don’t want to talk about her Marcie So, you have an ex-girlfriend? Austen Ugh, I don’t want to talk about her. Marcie Oh, right, sorry. There’s some things I don’t want to talk about either. Austen Like what? Marcie I don’t want to talk about the fact that I Can’t seem to find a single guy Who meets all my desires Austen That’s fine. Maybe we could talk about… Marcie I don’t want to talk about how many men Have claimed that they would be the one And it turns out they’re all liars Austen Now, marcie… Marcie I don’t want to talk about the day when I Experimented with my girlfriend And I almost came out Austen We can talk about that if you really want to. Marcie But there’s always something missing Now matter where I search But, that’s not what I want to talk about Austen Oh, man… you’re kind of a whiner. Marcie I’m sorry, but wasn’t it you who spent the first half of this conversation talking about your ex-girlfriend? Austen How dare you bring up the topic of my ex-girlfriend?! Marcie Yeah, but you were the…. What?! Austen Who is gorgeous and brilliant, by the way. Marcie Yeah, I heard. Austen You know, I’m trying not to think about it and you throw it in my face?! Marcie Throw it?! Austen Now I’m all upset, and it’s the fifteenth time today Marcie Less than I would’ve guessed. Austen I’m not the type who runs or hides Marcie I see. Austen I follow my plan Follow my guides Marcie No matter how misguided they may be Austen You’re wrong. I know we’ll be together Forever Besides I don’t want to talk about her Marcie Obviously.