Ah, I'm a mean, mean woman And I don't mean no one man, no good I'm a mean, mean woman I don't mean no one man, no good I just treats 'em like I wants to I never treats 'em, honey like I should I guess I'm just like a turtle That's hidin' underneath its hard-ass shell Whoa, oh, like a turtle Hidin' underneath its hard-ass shell But you know I'm very well protected I know this goddamn life too well You can call me, you can call me evil I've been called much of some things around Don't ya know I have! Whoa, call me mean or call me evil I've been called much of some things, all things around Yeah, but I'm gonna take good care of janis Honey, ain't no one gonna dog me down Yeah, yeah