The Lobster Song

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I said "Good morning mister fisherman"
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"Good morning" Said he
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"Have you any lobster
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 you can sell to me?"


[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
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doe-doe-doe


[Verse 2]
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He says "yes I have some lobster,
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lobster I have three
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and the biggest of the bastards
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I shall sell to thee"


[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe

[Verse 3]
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So I took the lobsters home
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and I couldn't find a pot
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so I put them in the place
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where the missus goes to squat


[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


[Verse 4]
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In the middle of the night
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it went just like this
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the missus got up
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to go and have a piss


[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


[Verse 5]
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Well the missus let go a grunt

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then the missus let out a scream
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and if one of them fucking lobsters
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didn't get her where she pees


[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


[Verse 6]
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Well I grabbed a mop
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she grabbed the broom
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we beat the fucking lobster
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round and round the room


[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


[Verse 7]
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We beat it on the head
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we beat it on the side

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we beat that fucking lobster
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until the bastard died


[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


[Verse]
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The moral of the story
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the moral is this,
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Always take a look
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before you have a piss


[[Chorus]
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe

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