The Jinx (cover)

He joins the gang as we leave the pub, we're off downtown 
to a niteclub.
And whereas usually we'd get in, we don't tonight 'cos 
we're with him.

We're miles from home waiting for the last bus, but when it
 comes it don't stop for us
We can't afford a cab and it's quite clear, this wouldn't 
happen if he weren't here.

He's a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong.
He's a jinx, jinx, when he string along.

It's Saturday night and there's parties on, but we can't 
get in any 'cos he's come along.
So we end up walking 'round all night, if it weren't for 
him we'd been alright.

If you want a partner for pool or darts, and you play with 
him you've lost before it starts.
If we go to a match and he comes in, you can guarantee our 
team won't win.