G5                                     A5  D5
   Don't you blame me if I get carried away
             C5                                      G5
I don't like fucking boys who need to know what to say
                                D5
When there's silence in the room
G5                        A5            D5
We're all pining for that modern day man
     C5                                                  G5
He's really a star, got the crowd going wild in the stands
                     D5                 C5
On a Saturday night, at the home field

[Chorus]
C                     G                        D  C
I won't feel anything when you leave me for dead
                               G                         D
I won't do anything, like that hole in your goddamned head
  C
I knew I was ready to stop going steady
         G                    D
When the home team was losing twenty to one
        C
I don't really give a shit about the score on the score board
   Cmaj7
Please Lord! Please Lord! Please Lord!

[Interlude]
G  D  C Cmaj7 G D

[Verse 2]
G                                            D
Don't you blame me if I don't answer my phone
             C                  Cmaj7
I don't like fucking boys who need to know what to do
G                        D
When there's no one else home
G                                    D
We're all pining for that modern day girl
      Cmaj7                                         G
She's really a star, got the crowd just jumping for joy
                     D                  Cmaj7
On a Saturday night, at the home field

[Chorus]
                      G                        D  Cmaj7
I won't feel anything when you leave me for dead
                               G                         D
I won't do anything, like that hole in your goddamned head
  C
I knew I was ready to stop going steady
         G                    D
When the home team was losing twenty to one
        Cmaj7
I don't really give a shit about the score on the score board
Cmaj7
Please Lord! Please Lord! Please Lord!

[Outro]
Cmaj7
I don't wanna talk about love
Cmaj7
I don't wanna talk about us
Cmaj7
I don't wanna sit at the kitchen table
C
You talk and I listen
                         Cmaj7
To the news on the cable tv