I'm Washin' Harry Down the Sink.
And I don't care what people think.
I hate the way he stared at me.
I know he never cared for me.
I'm Washin' Harry Down the Sink.

It's time for Harry's little drink.
I wonder if he's gonna shrink?
I love to sing this sweet refrain,
As he goes slidin' down the drain.
I'm Washin' Harry Down the Sink.

This old world needs a happy song,
So, join right in, and sing along.
You'll feel better if you do.
Down in the drainpipe
I hear Harry singin', too.

We're Washin' Harry Down the Sink.
And we don't care what people think.
We're as happy as can be.
Harry's headin' out to sea.
We're Washin' Harry Down the Sink.

We're Washin' Harry Down the Sink.
And we don't care what people think.
If our happy voices shout,
We're just drownin' Harry out.
We're Washin' Harry Down the Sink.