I'm gonna hire a fancy hall
And throw a formal ball
Invite all the Hollywood stars that I can find
And you'll arrive in a big long car
The award winning star
Of the X-rated movies of my mind

I've seen all they can do
On channels 4 and 2
And sometimes I turn to 6 and 9
But there's a special every night
When your name comes up in lights
On the X-rated movies of my mind

Baby, I'm your biggest fan
And I'm your leading man
And we come to a happy ending every time
Honey, you'll go far
As the headlining star
Of the X-rated movies of my mind

Well, if the public only knew
What talent like yours can do
To get your autograph, they'd stand in line
You'd win the popularity poll
For the way that you play your role
In the X-rated movies of my mind
In the X-rated movies of my mind