Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you, and I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, losing control, and I'm all over the place Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you Well, you started off with nothing, and you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say, Please, please Trying to make some sense of it all, But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you And you started off with nothing, and you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say, Please, please. Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Here I am, stuck in the middle with you