Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

[Lady Beaconsfield]

Lord and lady hare
Fighting over there
Darling, do beware
She's a bitch

[Lord Savage]

Lady aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there
Just her niche

[Vicious party guests]

Fine party, divine party
A touch tarty, but stinkin' rich

[Lady Beaconsfield]

What a pretty smile
Mrs. Grenville-heath
Pity they are not all her teeth

[Lord Savage]

Lord devere as well
He's as queer as hell
And bi-sexuelle
Likes to switch

[All]

Dee-licious, and so vicious!
Our one wish is to

Bitch, bitch, bitch!

[Butler]

Lady postlethwaite

[Lady Beaconsfield]

God, she's put on weight!

[Lord Savage]

Gives you more to hate!

[Lady Beaconsfield]

Mean old bitch!

[Butler]

Lady Leopold

[Lord Savage]

Looking really old!

[Lady Beaconsfield]

Poor sir Leopold

[Lord Savage]

She's a witch!

[All]

Chic people, unique people
And freak people we quickly ditch!

[Butler]

Lady Delaware

[Lady Beaconsfield]

Awful color hair!
That's her lover there
With the twitch!

[Butler]

Lord and lady Biggs

[Lord Savage]

What a pair of pigs!
Wear each other's wigs!

[Lord Savage & Lady Beaconsfield]

Itch! Itch! Itch!

[All]

June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While London's rich
Come here and
Bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch!