Hello! I'm the nostalgia critic Remember the nightmare? I remember it I remember the nightmare So you don't have to! Nightmare fuel Imagine that! Remember me Papa, I look bald [?] Okay, you're going to suffer with me! (Hello!) Friendship [?] Focus on problems, humans Oh wait, I'm just a pawn character I can't actually think! [?] I wanna look good with no nostalgia Terrifying Dark fire burning the place down Living hell Somebody drowning! Tranquilizers How many times in your life do you get to save the universe? But people still think I have no real life I'm just a huge fake! Don't want to feel better (Darker) Her father died (No!) Black Death (Dark, sick) Nightmare fuel My serial kill Okay, what's gonna happen? Despite the fire, it's been a while Imagine that! I remember it So you don't have to! Stop, wait, I don't want to But I have to Focus on the nightmare fuel Focus on the sex Focus on the tranquilizers Focus on the black (Hello!) Nightmare fuel Imagine that! Focus on human life X-rays but black [?] Comment your answer! Remember the- oh wait more nightmare fuel I have to stop the dark black nightmare fuel Imagine that! Oh wait, nightmare fuel Imagine that! Focus on human life X-rays but black [?] Comment your answer! Remember the- oh wait more nightmare fuel I have to stop the dark black nightmare fuel Nightmare fuel Imagine that! (I remember it, despite how much I don't want to)