It′s December, oh the splendor of the season known as christmastime There's carols and cocoa Blinking bulbs and bows of pine We′ll sing some, bells ring some As we sleigh ride through the snow Trim the tree and follow me It's that kind of holiday show It's December, hey bartender Can I get another vodka here? The season (hiccup) just started (hiccup) But I can′t take Christmas cheer So we′ll sit some and we'll bitch some ′Till the new year comes and goes Deck the hall with alcohol It's that kind of holiday show Lightning candles, singing carols I′m just here Don we now our gay apparel To get paid and get laid Jingle belling, our hearts swelling So on with the show Just ignore her, start the choreo So surrender to December 'Cause you can′t escape the horror Yeah watch us Scotch us Be flawless I'm nauseous How 'bout we stick to water So we′ll sing something winsome I′m fine With our hearts And pipes aglow Jinkx you can't do drugs on screen It′s that kind of holiday show Thank you Jesus For giving us Shows each Christmas That pretty much write themselves It's December It′s December Oh the splendor Bartender Of the season known as christmastime Can I get a vodka here There's carols and cocoa The season just started Blinking bulbs and bows of pine But I can′t take Christmas cheer We'll sing some, bells ring some So we'll sit some and we′ll bitch some As we sleighride through the snow Until it goes Here we come a wassailing What the fuck is wassailing? Harsh or tender On or off a bender Either way December It′s time for some kind of holiday show!