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I can't read and I can't write
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And I don't know my left from right
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 C                   D
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
C                    D
And I don't know if you'll ever be mine
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But I'll make love to you any old time

[Solo]
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[Verse 2]
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I can't swim and I can't fly
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I ain't no fish, I ain't no bird in the sky
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C                   D
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
C                   D
And I don't know if you'll ever be mine
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But I'll make love to you any old time

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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I can't count from one to ten
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And I don't know the shape I'm in
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C                         D
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
C                       D
And I don't know if you'll ever be mine

A       C      D      C
But I'll make love to you any old time

[Outro]
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