Introducing Me

Intro 2x:
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I'm, I'm good at wasting time
  F#
I think lyrics need to rhyme
  G#m
And you're not asking
  E
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache

  B
I eat cheese
  F#
But only on pizza, please
  G#m
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
  E
Otherwise it smells like feet to me

  C#m                           B
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
  C#
And I love it when you say
  E
My na-e-a-e-ame

  B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
  F#
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
  G#m
Everything
  E
But Remember that you asked for it

  B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
  F#
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
  G#m
Lives in my brain,
  E
My heart well you asked for it

  C#m
For your Perusing
  B
At times Confusing
  C#
Slightly Amusing

  E
Introducing Me

  B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
  F#
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
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La Da Da Da,
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La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
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Da

  B
I never trust a dog to watch my food
  F#
And I like to use the word
  G#m
Dude, as a noun,
  E
Or an adverb, Or an adjective

  B
And I, I Never really been into cars
  F#
I like really cool guitars
  G#m
And Superheroes
  E
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

  C#m
I love the sound
  B
Of violins
  C#
And makin' someone
  E
Smi-e-i-e-ile

  B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
  F#
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
  G#m
Everything
  E
But Remember that you asked for it

  B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
  F#
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
  G#m
Lives in my brain,
  E
My heart well you asked for it

  C#m
For your Perusing
  B
At times Confusing
  C#
Possibly Amusing
  E  F#
Introducing Me

  C#m                                B
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
  C#                           E
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime

So...
  B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
  F#
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
  G#m
Everything
  E
But Remember that you asked for it

  B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier to
  F#
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
  G#m
Lives in my brain,
  E
My heart well you asked for it

  C#m
For your Perusing
  B
At times Confusing
  C#
Hopefully Amusing
  E
Introducing Me

  B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
  F#
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
  G#m
Do Do Do Do
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Introducing me...