G                 Cadd9    D                   G
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
    G                 Cadd9    D                  G    Cadd9 G
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).


[Verse 1]
     G                Cadd9    D             G
If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain.
  G              Cadd9             D           G
I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain
G            Cadd9        D                 G
If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower
   G             Cadd9           D                 G
In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower.


[Refrain]
    G                 Cadd9    D                   G
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
    G                 Cadd9    D                  G    Cadd9 G
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).


[Verse 2]
    G             Cadd9               D                    G
I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh
   G               Cadd9        D            G
At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath.
    G             Cadd9        D              G
I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble
   G         Cadd9        D              G
If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.


[Refrain]
    G                 Cadd9    D                   G
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
    G                 Cadd9    D                  G    Cadd9 G
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).