Get my lips to a bottle every once in a while Now everything s crazy, I got a great big smile But the question I m asking Where did my legs go? Vision doubling and trembling, I m getting dizzy with light I got the laziest feeling, I m feeling all right But the question I m asking Where did my legs go? Will you pour me another, 'cause I feel like a king If I tried to go walking it would be a good thing But the question I m asking Where did my legs go? I m a lunatic whino, I m a talking machine I m wide awake sleeping, is it really a dream? But if it isn t a dream then Where did my legs go?