Bang Bang Lulu Lulu bang-a-lang Who we gonna bang on when Lulu goes away? Some girls work in factories some girls work in stores Lulu works in Levittown with 40 other whores Lulu fucked a monkey and then a kangaroo Now her kids get homesick each time they pass the zoo A city girl uses Vaseline A country girl uses lard Lulu don't use nothin' she gets it twice as hard A rich girl uses a Kotex A poor girl uses a rag Lulu's cunt is so damn big she uses a burlap bag Lulu's cunt's so dirty the semen just seeps out You can take a fishing pole and hook a couple of trout Lulu took a laxative shit right through some screens Fed it to a Mexican who said "Great refried beans" A pregnant lady she was there her belly was well hung When I went to eat her a little hand grabbed my tongue