Don't Monkey With Another Monkey's Monkey

I was up in Virginia at a place called Pappa Joe's
I looked across the dance floor saw a girl I didn't know
I was really showing off when I took her by the hand
I said come on and dance with me I'm gonna be your loving 
man

Well don't monkey with another monkey's monkey
If you don't want a gorilla on your hands
I monkeyed with another monkey's monkey and I met a gorilla
 man
We were really turnin' it on and boy I was havin' some fun
And that's when I discovered I was a holdin' that gorilla 
man's hon

[ steel ]

We were out on the dance floor when I happened to look 
around
I saw this gorilla coming towards us he must of weighed 
three hundred pounds
I had a lot of time to think it over lyin' in this hospital
 bed
I monkeyed with another monkey's monkey and her gorilla 
whupped upon my head

Well don't monkey with another...
Don't monkey with another...