C                                                   G
Two drummers they were seated in a grand hotel one day
                                                     C
While dining they were chatting in a sort of joking way
                                                C7       F
When a pretty waitress to brought them a fancy tray of food
                   C               G              C
They spoke to her familiarly in a manner sort of rude
C                                               G
At first she did not notice nor make the least reply
                                                          C
But one remark was passed that brought teardrops to her eyes
                                           C7       F
And facing her tormentors, with cheeks now burnin' red
                 C                    G             C
She looked the perfect picture as appealingly she said

[Chorus]
C                                         G
My Mother was a lady and yours, I would allow
                                                C
And you may have a sister who needs protection now
                                         C7      F
I've come to this great city to find my brother dear
                    C                   G             C
And you'd dare not insult me, sir, if Jack were only here

[Verse]
C                                               G
It's just one touch of nature but it makes the whole world kin
                                                          C              
And every word she uttered seemed to touch their hearts within'
                                                C7       F
They sat there stunned and silenced until one cried in shame
                            C               G               C
Forgive me miss I meant no harm; pray tell me what's your name

[Verse]
C                                           G
She told him and he cried I know you're brother too
                                                              C
Why we've been friends for many years and he often speaks of you
                                     C7         F
He'll be so glad to see you and if you'll only wed
                                 C              G             C
I'll take you to him as my wife for I've loved you since you said
 
[Chorus]
C                                         G
My Mother was a lady and yours, I would allow
                                                C
And you may have a sister who needs protection now
                                         C7      F
I've come to this great city to find my brother dear
                    C                   G             C
And you'd dare not insult me, sir, if Jack were only here