Along Came Jones

Well I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 
Two
A bad gun slinger called Salty Sam was a chasin' poor Sweet
 Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and he said with an evil 
laugh
If you don't gimme the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all 
in half
And then he grabbed her (and then) he tied her up (and 
then)
He turned on the buzz saw (and then and then)
Eh eh and then along came Jones tall thin Jones
Slow walking Jones (deep voice) slow talking Jones along 
came long lean lanky Jones

Well commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack
You should have seen what was going on by the time I got 
back
Down in the old abandoned mine sweet Sue was a havin' fits
That villain said gimme the deed to your ranch or I'll blow
 you all to bits
And then he grabbed her (and then) he tied her up (and 
then)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then and then)
Eh eh and then along came Jones...
[ sax ]
Well I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another 
show
But there was the same old shoot-em up and the same old 
rodeo
Salty Sam was a tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad track
And then he grabbed her (and then) he tied her up (and 
then)
A train started coming (nd then and then) Eh Eh and then 

along came Jones...