so you met him at Shoney's and he gave you his card
and he said you'd go out Friday night
well he's a total stranger
but he's tall and he's cute
girl am I getting this right?

now didn't we cover all this ground last week
when the last loser left you alone
now here we are having the same conversation
and I'm wondering if there's anybody listening

hello
are you listening
have you even heard a single word I've said
hello
wake up and smell his cheap cologne
how can I get it through your fairy tale head
Hough phone's ringin girl its for you
hello

it seems like you're always falling for the same guy
you just change the face and the name
but if you're gonna keep fishing in a pool of shallow water
you cant give the fish all the blame

now this is how it is
I'm your friend and I love you
and I hate to see you hurtin all the time
now don't you put me on hold cause your call waiting's saying
that your Mr wrong is on the other line

hello
are you listening
have you even heard a single word I've said
hello
wake up and smell his cheap cologne
how can I get it through your fairy tale head
Hough phone's ringing girl its for you
hello

hello
are you listening
have you even heard a single word I've said
hello
wake up and smell his cheap cologne
how can I get it through your fairy tale head
Hough phone's ringing girls its for you
why do I get the feeling I'm not getting through
hello?