Welcome To The Broken Hearts Club

Come on in and take off your shoes man, this might take a 
while.
Normally I don't talk out of school because that's just not
 my style.
But I'd prefer to stay and gossip all day about the people 
we hate. I said it.
Are you sure this place is completely safe? He handed me a 
page; I read it, it said: Welcome to the broken hearts 
club, you are all invited to stay the night.
Welcome to the broken hearts club, no secret ever leaves 
here alive. It all started the winter of last year; I knew 
she was the one.
But I'm not the kind of guy who is clever; the cat's always
 got my tongue. So with my thoughts, I told God if He loved
 me a lot, I'd get you.
He answered back, with an ominous laugh amid a thunderous 
crash,
"Son, I'm sorry but..." Welcome to the broken hearts club, 
you are all invited to stay the night. Welcome to the 
broken hearts club, no secret ever leaves here alive.
Once you're a part of our little club, you'll never be the 
same.
To those we admire, we're passing out flyers. And if you 
think our club's a sham, well frankly we don't give a damn.
 So, thank you for treating me like a garbage can.
And thank you for singing as loud as you can. Welcome to 
the broken hearts club, you are all invited to stay the 
night.
Welcome to the broken hearts club, no secret ever leaves 
here alive