F                        C
I don't have a lawnmower because I got a goat
    Bb
And my neighbor got mad when my goat
F
ate all through his grass
F
So I had to dig a moat
   C
To keep in my goat
      Bb
And I had to buy a boat
  F
Because my goat don't float
       C                  F
But my neighbor is happy again

[Verse 2]
F                             C
I don't have a trash compactor because I got a goat
       Bb
And my neighbor got mad when my goat
F
ate all through his trash
F
So I had to dig a moat
   C
To keep in my goat
      Bb
And I had to buy a boat
  F
Because my goat don't float
       C                  F
But my neighbor is happy again

[Verse 3]
F                              C
One day my goat got loney so I bought him a friend
Bb                                     F
Now I don't have to drink that moo moo moo
F                         C
When I wasn't lookin' they went behind the barn
Bb               F
Now I have three goats
           Bb                 F
And that's why I had to dig a moat
   C                 F
To keep in all of my goats
           Bb                 F
And that's why I had to buy a boat
  C                    F
Because my goats don't float
       C                  F
But my neighbor is happy again
          C                  F
I said my neighbor is happy again
          C                  F
Oh yes my neighbor is happy again