An old black injun drank all the booze And he rode off with my mom and they got tattoos Then they cursed the house with a broken bat The milk and butter all turned black Then the homeowners association tarred and feathered the cat It never comes, tomorrow never comes When you're lying face down brain dead under the sun It never comes, tomorrow never comes How could you know if tomorrow never comes? I get hopped up on goof balls and dreams Consorting with the devil about chicken bones and beans Late at night I feel OK, and until then it's all the same Smoking asprin and shooting coffee, poking holes in your brain It never comes, tomorrow never comes When you're lying face down brain dead under the sun It never comes, tomorrow never comes How could you know if tomorrow never comes? The universe is a maze and it's got me by the brains