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I'm the sorta bloke that would like to think that if I can go back in time

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That Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine

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Cause their pisspots and poets and outlaws and I can relate to that

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And I can relate to their attitude too in word DILLIGAF

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That spells D- I -L-L-I -G-A-F  DILLIGAF

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This is what it means

Chorus 1
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Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

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Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?

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It's just another way of saying look I couldn't give a fucking rat's arse mate

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your turn

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, do it again 

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF

Verse 2
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Its stress relief made easy its simple and it works

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Just say DILLIGAF next time you're got to deal with dickheads wankers and jerks

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And when you go out stick a DILLIGAF on your T-Shirt or your hat

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And when some cunts giving you the shits say mate read that

Pre-Chorus
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That spells D- I -L-L-I -G-A-F  DILLIGAF

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 Let's tell them what it means

Chorus 2
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Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

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Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?

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It's just another way of saying look I couldn't give a fucking rat's arse mate

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your turn

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, do it again

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Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

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Am I politically enough DILLIGAF?

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It's just another way of saying look I couldn't give a rodent's rectum mate

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your bit

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, big finish

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And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF,