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[Verse 1]
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A flower lady's daughter
C                C7 B7
As sweet as holy water
Em                    Em7  A7
Said, "I'm the school reporter
C                        C7     B7
Please teach me", well I taught her.
Em                 Em7 A7
Two fingered levi'd sister
C                C7               B7
Said, "Peace", I stopped I kissed her.
Em                Em7  A7
Said, "I'm a male resister",
C            C7            B7
I smiled and just unzipped her.

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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High diving Chinese trender
C                    C7    B7
Black hair and black suspender
Em                   Em7  A7
Said, "Please me no surrender
C            C7           E
Just love to feel your Fender".

[Chorus]
C#m        C             E            F#
All of you know that the girls of the road
          A         G#            A
Are like apples you stole in your youth.
C#m        C             E            F#
All of you know that the girls of the road
     A              G#            A
Been around but are versed in the truth.

[Verse 3]
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Stone-headed Frisco spacer
C                  C7   B7
Ate all the meat I gave her
Em                   Em7   A7
Said would I like to taste hers
C        C7         B7
And even craved the flavor
Em                  Em7  A7
"Like marron-glaced fish bones
C       C7      E
Oh lady hit the road!"

[Chorus]
C#m        C             E            F#
All of you know that the girls of the road
          A         G#            A
Are like apples you stole in your youth.
C#m        C             E            F#
All of you know that the girls of the road
     A              G#            A
Been around but are versed in the truth.

[Outro]
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