Couch Potato

Mondays always been an early night. I got my remote control
everything is gonna be alright. My eyes are glued, be still
 my
heart, now that Rose Mcgowan's on Charmed. Damn that witch 
cast
a spell on me. You're all I need (I love my TV) With such 
good
shows, who has time to read? This is paradise, I'm cruising
along the beach. Driving a speed boat with Pamela on her 
knees.
Fast forward, rewind, between the two scenes. Now I'm 
getting
road head from the queen. Can the Sandwich do for me what 
the
Crue did for Tommy Lee? I'm gonna pin down Buffy and drive 
my
stake home. Then leave a latin explosion inside of J. Lo. A
party of 2 Jen Hewit and me. Im in love in love with my TV.
Britney stopped over for a Blockbuster night wth me. I'll 
do her
doggy style, so we both can see the screen. Bangin Pink in 
her
pink and then in her brown. Even Tori Spelling from the 
next
down. I'll show Courtney my cox, make Rachel dump Ross, 
then
show Allyssa Milano who's the boss. I'm stealin' Spice 
Channel
minus the sound, swimmin in Baywatch then pretending to 
drown.
Then I'm going fishing in Dawson's creek.