I signed up for classes with a teacher named baldi
He said to collect all the books, I see (okay)
Solve a simple problem like 1 + 3
Never thought education would be such a breeze

Time for another one in class number 2
How many more questions? Oh, just a few
Complete them really quickly, though the third one's skewed
I guess I'll answer 0, he'll have to make do

Baldi's chasing after me
Collecting books, but I keep learning
Solving math from room to room
The more I learn, I'm feeling doomed
I hear him smacking on that ruler
Getting faster, I do concur
Something's wrong with this evil man
Get out while you can

Hey there, friend, why you jumping rope in the halls?
Wait, I don't wanna play 'cause baldi really wants to brawl
Please, let the through, I don't wanna play with her again (no)
Need to pay a fee, all I got is just a little pen

Sweep, sweep, sweep, gotta sweep, sweep, sweep
I'm running so much, plus I'm running on like zero sleep
Oh no, now I'm caught by the principle for running (snap)
Baldi's moving in, let me out, I hear him coming

Baldi's chasing after me
Collecting books, but I keep learning
Solving math from room to room
The more I learn, I'm feeling doomed
I hear him smacking on that ruler
Getting faster, I do concur
Something's wrong with this evil man
Get out while you can

I gotta take a sneaky approach with this guy (shh)
Tricking baldi, so I don't get detention or die
I can't hear him getting faster, this school is a disaster
Can't imagine if he was my new scoutmaster

I'm almost out and he hasn't grabbed me yet
No, I'm really not afraid, don't know why my pants are wet
Just one more book and we're finally done
You can hide, but you can't run!

Baldi's chasing after me
Collecting books, but I keep learning
Solving math from room to room
The more I learn, I'm feeling doomed
I hear him smacking on that ruler
Getting faster, I do concur
Something's wrong with this evil man
Get out while you can