Candy caught beau In bed with a red head She threw a fit and a fern And the F word at both of them She peppered him with bb's Cuz she couldn't find a 12 gauge Cinda lou i know your husband And theres gonna be hell to pay There ain't nothing Like a woman scorned Ain't nothing more dangerous Than a country girl Trading her halo for horns Neighbors knew They were in for a war They saw A screaming half naked Waffle house waitress Flying off the porch No one slams the door Like a women scorned Candy came back beau Was zipping up his levis Chasing him around the kitchen He was tring to apolagize He dialed a 9 and a 1 before She landed that left hook She knocked him out cold Candy's stronger than she looks There ain't nothing Like a woman scorned Ain't nothing more dangerous Than a country girl Trading her halo for horns The neighbors knew Who was winning that war They saw a half naked Pleading husband Who'd been cheating spread Eagle on the porch No one slams the door Like a woman scorned Ain't nothing Like a woman scorned Ain't nothing more dangerous Than a country girl Trading her halo for horns She swears All is far in love and war She said if you wanna be a dog I'll treat you like a dog Your sleeping on the porch No one slams a door Like a woman scorned Like a woman scorned