On a trip to investigate Make sure folks don’t violate Our late grandfather’s grave Then visit his remote old homestead Stop, pick up a sweaty man Hitchhikin’ in our van Till he freaks us out and We send him packin’ All the gas station pumps are dry Park the van, from there we’ll try To find a house where we can buy some gas But all we find are homicidal attacks Tired of kids on my property Always tryin to spy on me Turn this into opportunity Use those punks for my cuisine Texas! It’s a lonely place Chainsaw! Use it to fillet Massacre! Humans on my plate Leatherface is cookin’ tonight! Find refuge inside this house But there is no one around Creepy Leatherface is after me With that ridiculous mask, how the hell can he see? Trapped upstairs where can I go? Jump through the window Seek refuge at the gas station Thank you sir for letting me in No need for thanks, cause I ain’t savin’ your life It’s pointless to resist, cause broomstick beats knife Come with me for supper, don’t make me use force You’ll be the guest of honor, and the main course Tired of kids on my property Always tryin to spy on me Turn this into opportunity Use those punks for my cuisine Texas! Better stay away Chainsaw! Use it to fillet Massacre! Humans on my plate Leatherface is cookin’ tonight! It’s you again! What great good luck You never paid me for that picture, still owe me five bucks That’s alright, you can pay me later Or better yet, you can do me a favor Let my grandpa hit ya on the head with a hammer He’s the best killer there is, makes the best splatters Then we’ll eat your corpse once you’re good n’ dead And my brother’ll make a mask with your head Hey, where’d she go? Tired of kids on my property Always tryin to spy on me Turn this into opportunity Use those punks for my cuisine Texas! It’s a lonely place Chainsaw! Use it to fillet Massacre! Humans on my plate Leatherface is cookin’ tonight!