Fat Chance

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[Intro]

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[Verse]

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       Him never let the little prick inside his chest go too 
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insane and still knew how to face the truth
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        Him wandered up and down and all along, the way, away a 
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long time, and the weather was the proof
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And when he felt the distance, and began to realize, talking in 
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plain speak
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     He could find enunciate and truly find a way to nicely say 
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what he had without losing his mind

[Chorus]

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  Him never blasted me
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    Him never tried
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  Him never blasted me

[Verse 2]

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But oh my goodness, oh my gosh, oh my toothbrush, oh my floss
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Hand it all over, hands up no sauce, at actorholics anonymous
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  Came back, came back ran around it three times I've been up for hours
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Hummingbird feeders and wind chimes, sorry for you cheaters
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As I try to be good and so kind and oh my goodness, oh my gosh

[Chorus]

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  Him never blasted me
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    Him never tried
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  Him never blasted me


[Verse 2]

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But he said fat chance, tight pants, back on that wall, you go and 
dance
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Cut a rug with scissors, snow in hell, there's no chance,
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Arm strong like Lance beach rat, short pants, need water, deep 
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rants, cut into a cactus
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Big fish, Jaws six, tooth faerie make a wish, Nom-Nom flying brick, 
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Napalm too sick
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Octopus eight arms, booby traps alarms, 360 full spin, garbage clan, 
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climb in
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Green grouch morning, red alert warning, bloodshot blazing, freak 
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flag waving

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Pencil ruler, shredder drooler, Look at that light woah, fat chance,
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 ride a rainbow with no hands
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Donut bearclaw, bagel and lox, yeah raw, flavored coffee, caramel 
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toffee,
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Mrs. See's candies Peppermint patties, andes, mint green mint chip,
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 shred claw, tear rip,
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Wolverine Mabeline Dry those tears, Mr. Clean wet wipe, wet nap,
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 applause clap-clap,
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Plush toy stuff you Babaar and Pooh, fat chance slim jim, helium 
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oxygen,
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Popcorn peanuts, kitty weenis, Dentyne Trident, Bent there pried it,
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Been there done that, cork dart, ball bat, fat chance, bolts slant, 
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worms worms, ants ants,
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Pet ant wash him, please don't squash him, hi-ho silver, horse bath 
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fill her
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Up some wash tub, bathing time, setting sun, true kiss, do this, 
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only one way to get through this
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A-bomb, Ray Ban, I rock, I ran, I jog, I Jam, Superman, Peter pan
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[Chorus]

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  Him never blasted me
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    Him never tried
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  Him never blasted me

[Outro]

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