I'm looking for a religious girl With child-bearing hips and a wedding veil But I'm saddened to report sir, it's not easy This town is full of those cynical girls Walking two steps behind forty-five-year-olds I can't bear to hear those church bells ring again So driver can't you drive me a little more slowly I've gotta go Can't you find me some george jones on your radio I've gotta go, can't say no, to the church