If I was a glass of vodka Maybe you would actually wanna put your Lips on me and just drift away We could stay up all night together I could make you feel so much better At least until you wake up the next day I'd kiss you, make you tipsy I'd fuck you till you're dizzy I could be the thing you wanna taste If I was your vice I'd make you feel good Get you high If I could be enough to drown the bitter out Then you wouldn't have to wake up on the floor If you could trade me for Your whiskey and coke If I was a glass of champagne I could make you feel like a champ, babe I could mix some sparkle into all that sad Make you feel warm and fuzzy Drown out all the bad with bubbly Make you feel like your life ain't in the trash Yeah, I'd kiss you, make you tipsy I'd fuck you till you're dizzy Give you quite the buzz and make it last If I was your vice I'd make you feel good Get you high If I could be enough to drown the bitter out Then you wouldn't have to wake up on the floor If you could trade me for your whiskey and coke Your whiskey and coke Oh If I was a glass of red wine Maybe you would let me into your mind Maybe I could help you sleep or help you cope I could fish you out from the deep end I could take the edge off the feeling you can't ignore If you could trade me for Your whiskey and coke