Pill

You wined me and dined me when I was your girl
Told me if I'd be your wife you'd show me the world
But all I've seen of this old world is a bed and a doctor 
bill
I'm tearin' down your brooder house because now I've got 
the pill
All these years I've stayed at home while you had all your 
fun
And every year that's gone by another baby's come
There's gonna be some changes made right here on nursery 
hill
You've set this chicken your last time cause now I've got 
the pill
This old maternity dress I've got is going in the garbage
The clothes I'm wearing from now on won't take up so much 
yardage
Miniskirts hot pants and a few little fancy frills
Yeah I'm making up for all those years since I've got the 
pill

I'm tired of all your crowing how you and your hens play
While holding a couple in my arms another's on the way
This chicken's done tore up her nest and ready to make a 
deal
And you can't afford to turn it down cause you know I've 
got the pill
This incubator is overused because you've kept it filled
The feeling good comes easy now since I've got the pill
It's gettin' dark it's roostin' time and that's too good to
 be real
Oh daddy don't you worry now cause momma's got the pill
Oh daddy don't you worry now cause momma's got the pill